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Date: 03:58:26 on Saturday, March 22, 2008
Name: Hp chookhouse
Subject: Rose on the PBS tv news.....>>>

I get the impression that all the young blokes that I revere in silence, re lost in Iraq, seem to come from the lower half of the United States.........



Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see
over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman
in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it! I could have
sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes they came
to another intersection. The light was red, and again they went right
through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been
red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting
nervous and decided to pay close attention. At the next intersection, sure
enough, the light was definitely red and they blew right through it. She
turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know that you ran
through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh Shit..! Am I driving..?"

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