Cisco
If you purchased
$1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00
left.
With Enron, you would
have had $16.00 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you
would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had
purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer,
then turned in the cans for
the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.
Based on the above,
the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.
It's called the
401-Keg.
A recent study found
the average American walks about 900 miles a
year.
Another study found
Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That
means, on average,
Americans get about 41
miles to the gallon.
MakesYouProudToBeAnAmerican!
Cisco 11:48:54 10/10/2008 (1)