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Oh yeah, I'm all married now so here's a poll so that I know what's in store for me. It can't all be bad, can it? CAN IT?????

1. What is your marital status?

(10%) Single and loving it. (10) (18%) Single and wish I had a girlfriend so I could get laid! (17) (40%) Married, so I feel your pain my brother. (38) (5%) Divorced, thank goodness! (5) (2%) Widowed. (2) (7%) On my second marraige, getting better at it even! (7) (3%) Twice divorced, I'm very fickle. (3) (3%) On my third wife! I never learn. (3) (2%) Divorced three times now, I think maybe I just like getting divorced! (2) (10%) Long term girlfriend, free and access to sex - best of both worlds! (10) (1%) married to a tranny and damn it's fun (1) (4%) Single, as I'll ever be. There's no hope for me. (4) (4%) married but now single...and drinking lots of tea (4) (11%) Happily Married many years to a big tit and clit woman. (11) (9%) Just married and (so far) loving it & her! (9)

Other:

2. The most important thing about a wedding is...

(0%) Having your family there (oops). (0) (53%) Letting your new wife know you love her (that's sweet ain't it?) (51) (19%) Getting it over with. (18) (8%) Good excuse to go to a strip club the night before. (8) (24%) Gifts of cash. (23) (24%) giving it anal to the wifes sister...yea baby! (23) (1%) the tea to calm u down in the morning (1) (2%) dancing with your cousins (2) (1%) bringing a date (1) (0%) NOT Having 1! (10)

Other:

3. I have this wedding band on, when is the best time for me to take it off?

(15%) When you're sleeping, like a normal person. (14) (4%) When you shower, also a normal thing. (4) (1%) When you sit on the toilet, don't sully it by wearing it then! (1) (3%) When you're jerking off dammit! (3) (3%) If there's a cute chick around. (3) (42%) Never put it on. (40) (42%) any time you go on a business trip...totally legal (40) (39%) Never, except perhpas for a medical reason or when fisting her. (37) (36%) whats a wedding band....a ring?...or some fun bedroom toy :D (35) (6%) We don't need no stinkin' badges of servitude! (6) (0%) never take it off (5)

Other:

4. Now that I'm married, where is the boundry for what I'm allowed to do?

(2%) Stop watching porn, you have a wife now! (2) (2%) Stop checking out the cute red head at the grocery store, she's off-limits! (2) (15%) You can do what ever you like, just no touching! (14) (69%) She'll tell ya. (66) (69%) no boundary...what she doesnt know wont hurt her..... (66) (24%) You can sit on your hands, but no touching your testicles, anus or perineum. (23) (24%) there is absolutely nothing u cant do...as long as its agreed by wifey (23) (2%) Ask her sucker (2) (0%) Get a life... (4)

Other:

5. Can I still go to strip clubs?

(15%) No, they're for single men. (14) (71%) Of course, strip clubs are made for married men. (67) (8%) You can go to the strip club but no lap dances! (8) (6%) You'll wanta move in. (6) (6%) go to strip clubs and go directly to the champagne room (6) (1%) Sure, as long as it's just a place guys refinish furniture together (1) (12%) As long as you don't tell (11) (5%) They co$t TOO much anyhoo... (5) (4%) only if you take your wife (4)

Other:

6. How long do I have before I stop getting sex?

(6%) You've been married over a week - you're lucky if you still get any action. (6) (12%) You have a good six months, enjoy it. (11) (35%) A couple of years, basically until she's sure the marriage has taken hold. (33) (46%) I bet you'll be getting good sex forever, who could resist the wily charms of the midnitecrow? (43) (11%) Day after wedding. (10) (11%) youve got 90 days....enjoy it (10) (9%) As soon as she has the drapes she wants (8) (1%) depends on your Pre-nup (1)

Other:

7. If we had a big wedding and you were invited, would you show?

(9%) No way, I can't watch a man get married - too tragic. (9) (2%) Wouldn't be able to tear myself away from the porn. (2) (2%) If my wife gave me permission. (2) (1%) Would there be any porn at the wedding? (1) (3%) Only if EIIR is best man, that sounds like something worth seeing. (3) (62%) Only if I get to go to the bacheler party - one with strippers and booze! (59) (3%) Do I gotta be sober? (3) (3%) only if i was invited to the bachelor party (3) (13%) I would if I could have afforded to. (12) (11%) Is it in a furrin country? (10) (2%) If I can throw rice (2) (9%) Only if you paid for the ticket, hotel, etc. (9) (6%) Only if i test drive her first (6) (2%) Depends on the present list (2) (1%) buy me a lap dance and I'm there (1) (1%) Show what??? She's already hooked. (1)

Other:

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• A quickie wedding deserves a quickie wedding poll! - Webmaster 18:26:04 11/29/2006 (14)
  • Re: A quickie wedding deserves a quickie wedding p - wolfen 15:46:16 12/01/2006
  • oh middy i have missed the polls... - EIIR 21:06:24 11/29/2006
    • She is a benevolent monarch. - midnite 21:33:49 11/29/2006
      • nt / So far so good - lol. - a_fan 08:52:02 12/02/2006
  • Something My Pop Told Me.... - fizban45 20:49:34 11/29/2006
    • Bean counter! - midnitecrow 21:34:36 11/29/2006
  • A thank you to the Land of Odd! - midnitecrow 18:38:28 11/29/2006
    • i missed that - hj 20:28:02 11/29/2006
      • hj! - midnite 21:45:59 11/29/2006
        • It worked for me once!! - Lurker 2 15:33:22 11/30/2006
    • We and that we must thank him.... - DZ 18:51:32 11/29/2006
      • A big hug for you too, buddy! - midnite 18:54:02 11/29/2006
        • I am going to increase this... - DZ 19:00:19 11/29/2006
          • If i had a son - a1 09:29:02 11/30/2006

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