ugly women
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Are you blind or just stupid? Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter . "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

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• ugly women (joke) - papa 10:40:08 02/07/2010 (9)
  • PSML! thanks nm/nt - Bone-Collector 13:18:18 02/11/2010
  • Nice. (nt) - midnitecrow 07:07:25 02/08/2010
  • Re: ugly women (joke) - Thats no joke my ex Lurker 2 21:44:32 02/07/2010
  • Re: 30 Things we Learned from Porn - papa 10:40:55 02/07/2010
    • Question about clips I upload - papa 13:57:44 02/07/2010
      • Re: Question about clips I upload - Markus 20:23:43 02/08/2010
      • Thanks for the jokes, papa, and my... - Happy Guy 22:01:39 02/07/2010
        • Re: Thank you Happy Guy - papa 09:07:04 02/08/2010
          • I aim for higher. - midnitecrow 16:57:09 02/08/2010

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